- my friend talking about mumford & sons (via howidiotic)
*sigh* why am i better than everyone
Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.
Grab her booty in front of women who want you.
That second one means so much.
*moaning* what’s ur credit card number
Reading texts half asleep is like looking into the sun.
- Sixteen Small Steps to Happiness (via baimbie)
it’s not a sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm