"was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out" - a life story
IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care
"Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning" is literally just the human version of "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"
what have you done
It sucks wakin up from a really good dream only to realize your life fuckin sucks
sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star